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Welcome to another episode of stupid musicians texts. The show where we pull back the shroud that conceals the inner workings of the music industry and take a look at the festering idiocy that lies within.

Oh man. Do we have a great show today. Autotuned Screaming texts? Check. Drum sample texts? YUP. Only wanting to pay $50 per mix/master texts? Definitely. Line 6 Spider texts? Absolutely.

They always say that making it in the music business is tough, and it’s very true. But what they don’ tell you is that it would probably be a whole lot easier to make it if the musicians weren’t working against their own goals!

Do you have stupid musician texts or messages that you’d like to submit to the show? Send them to me as a direct message on the Spectre Media Group Facebook Page!

Stupid Musician Texts OCTOBER 2017

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If you’re a drummer, you’re going to find this guide offensive. It never ceases to amaze me how easily big, tough heavy metal drummers get offended….

“What comes out the speakers matters more than your feelings, creampuff!”