It’s the time of year where we celebrate Jesus’s phony birthday party by giving gifts to loved ones.

And, hey. We might not love them, but bass players sure give us a lot to laugh at! My hat is off to you for caring for and tolerating such a burden on what should otherwise be a joyful existence.

These are some of the good times we’ve been able to have at the expense of bass players…

Revenge of the Bellyaching Bass Players!

Attack of the Bellyaching Bass Players!

Why did the Bass Player cross the road?

Tales from the Shortbus: Stupid comments from the TALKBASS forum!

Here are a few ideas that will make your life easier in the long run and hopefully occupy the dumb motherfucker until next year.

The Bass Player’s Holiday Gift Guide



Use this mix on your website to attract new clients!


acoustic drums for metal recording manual

If you’re a drummer, you’re going to find this guide offensive. It never ceases to amaze me how easily big, tough heavy metal drummers get offended….


8 Videos | Length: 2hr 03mins
Multitracks: ALL unedited multi-tracks included
Follow along with all of the Multitracks that Glenn uses in this session.

Featuring Christian Vegh on guitar, Matt Starr  on drums (Mr. Big, Ace Frehley (KISS), Beautiful Creatures) and Tony Franklin (Jimmy Page, Whitesnake, Blue Murder) on fretless bass.